toaster-tips

4 out of 5 dentists recommend eating toast or getting toasted…not sure which it was?

Toaster Tip #74

on August 9, 2012

Always check your toaster for little plastic army men before inserting toast. Remember they have serviced our country and deserve the courtesy of a pre-toasting check.

Side note: I have just learned that my 6 year old likes to use the toaster as a bunker for his training missions. Who knew?

Sidenote #2: Just after this happened the 13 year old came downstairs and said, “Oh my God. What is that horrible smell? 6 year old says, “Oh that’s an army guy. Mom melted him. Do you wanna come to his funeral?”

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One response to “Toaster Tip #74

  1. Maureen says:

    Funny!

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