toaster-tips

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Toaster Tip #3 A Public Service Announcement

on August 10, 2012

I have decided to devote a bit of my internet space for an important PSA.  Bear with me.

EWS (Early Waking Syndrome) is an affliction which, if untreated, can alter our daily lives—especially Saturdays and Sundays.  This ILLNESS affects only  children and can be managed with some useful home remedies.

1.  Duct Tape

2.  Large Amounts of Caffiene– if administered early afternoon will produce the required burst of energy  that will then necessitate a deep long sleep.

3.  Benedryl (be careful with this one because 1% of children actually have the opposite reaction–trust me I have seen the results)

4.  Duct Tape

5.  Carb load with starchy snacks before bed. (expensive but it works)

***If all else fails, teach the child how to use the DVR by him/herself and lock your bedroom door.

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